Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
Wise words from my mom (via makeyoubeleive)
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these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about
I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.
THIS IS THE BEST TWEET, HANDS DOWN.
oh my god unf
Fuck please bite me all day long.
THIIIIIIIIIIIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
Fastes way to get in my pants
Believe in yourself and be patient. Be as different as you want to be. You have every right to do that.
"At least I’ve given you an honest interview.
Not some fucking pre-canned actor bullshit."